u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
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just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
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Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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