when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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