btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
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Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
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I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
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