now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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