I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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