But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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