He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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