you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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