just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
