i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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