Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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