she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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