Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
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You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
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Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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