Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
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Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
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Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
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