a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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