i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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