Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
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I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
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I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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