I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
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this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
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Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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