I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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