i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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