i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I just want to make out with him forever
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
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