So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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