i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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