Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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