K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
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Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
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I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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