Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
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