Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
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I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
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Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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