I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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