so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
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she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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