Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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