Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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