Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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