Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
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i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
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I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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