i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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