but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
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I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
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are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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