uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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