new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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