Whod you bang
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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