I think my fart just growled at me.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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