So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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