I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
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That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
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Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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