omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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