D3 body, D1 cock
1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
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