As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
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I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
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Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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