How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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