woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
Randomize
