apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
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We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
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he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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