Don't you send me to vm
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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