Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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