we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
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She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
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I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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