Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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