I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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