I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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