i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
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There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
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One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
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Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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