Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I understand Curling. That high.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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