I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
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Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
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Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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