Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
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you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
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What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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