is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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